Friday, March 30, 2007

God is Black - The Sequel

"Steve Carell, so hot right now. We should put him in a movie."

""Uh, we don't have a script."

"You're a child. He was in Bruce Almighty, right? We'll just make another one of those."

"But... shouldn't we be making sequels to good movies?"

"You're never going to make it in this business, you know that? And that suit looks like dogshit."

"You're right, dad, my bad. Let's go snort coke and get enemas."

I know, I know, Steve Carell was the only funny part of the first movie. But stretching one joke across TWO FULL-LENGTH MOVIES just seems wrong to me, call me crazy. Check that, call me Hercules. Hercules Adonis Shakespeare.

I think they should also bring back "Catherine Orrrtega" from the first movie. Don't recognize her? Here she is on Stern.

1 comment:

Matt said...

I think they figured if they kept the beard from Little Miss Sunshine, they could keep the success rollin.

PS. Call me Hercules Rockefeller... or Max Power.