Thursday, March 1, 2007
ABC: Where Old Ideas Go To Die
Proving that television executives are the most imaginative people on the planet, ABC announced that it's pursuing a spinoff of "Grey's Anatomy", the pioneering medical drama, that boldly goes where only "ER", "Chicago Hope", "General Hospital", "Scrubs". "Nip/Tuck", "M*A*S*H", "House", "Doogie Howser M.D." and a handful of others have gone before. Look out for "Grey's Anatomy: SVU", "Grey's Anatomy: Muskogee", and "Grey's Anatomy: Homophobic Negro Surgeon", all coming soon. Seriously, these people have been recycling ideas for so long that it will soon tear a hole in the space-time continuum and we'll all be running from dinosaurs and robot sex monkeys from the future. Is that what you really want? IS IT?!?