After three weekends in which Norbit, Ghostrider, and Wild Hogs all hit number 1 at the box office, it appears Idiocracy has come true, ahead of schedule. Make sure you watch until around 2:50, when the future doc comes in to give Luke Wilson the bad news that his "shit's all fucked up" and he "talks like a fag."
Also, If you wikipedia Tim Allen, you come across this little gem (okay, truth be told, I already knew this. Why the fuck else would a person wikipedia Tim Allen?):
"On October 2, 1978, Allen was arrested with an accomplice at the airport in Kalamazoo for possession of 1.4 pounds of cocaine. Because of the exceptionally large quantity of the controlled substance, he faced the threat of life imprisonment. Instead, Allen agreed to testify against his partner in exchange for a sentence of three to seven years in prison; he ultimately served only two years and four months."
I'm not sure who he dropped the dime on, but it seems that instead of putting a contract out on him, they somehow arranged it so he'd have to be in every shitty movie ever made.
Hmm, prison rape or Santa Clause 3, prison rape or Santa Clause 3...
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