Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Christmas Comes Early for Douchebags!


Do the delight of stripe-shirted dicklickers all over New Jersey, Entourage is back on the air this Sunday - just in time for Easter! This is exactly the kind of thing God miracled Jesus' ass out of that cave for!

Hopefully this season will be quotable so Chuck and Bill in sales have something to say to each other in between rounds of "Gun Fingaz!" Thinking is hard!

"Dude, Turtle is just like my roommate Steve! This show is so awesome!"

Seriously though, can someone tell me what the fuck is up with Piven's hair? Motherfucker was 50% bald like ten years ago.

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