Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Cruise Saves Batman From Katie Holmes

Page Six is reporting that the aliens that control Tom Cruise's brain forced Katie Holmes to give up her role in the next Batman film because aliens are totally gay and insecure about seeing their girlfriend stage kiss other gay guys.
Holmes gave up her role in the upcoming "Batman" sequel, and some in Hollywood said it was because of the romantic scenes she would have had with Christian Bale.

This is a good thing, because Katie Holmes playing a District Attorney like she did in Batman Begins, or really Katie Holmes playing any character with a real job, is about as believable as the stripper in the nurse's uniform who keeps saying she's going to take your temperage with her stealth-o-scope is as a medical professional.

And now she knows what a colon sounds like.

: Can you hear me now? : Can you hear me now? :: Can you hear me now? :::

Sorry, that was like a pun-tuation.

May God have mercy on my soul.

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