Friday, March 2, 2007

Great Moments in Groping

In honor of this video someone sent me of Katharine McPhee getting groped by Tyra Banks, I present:


Who knew so many people were searching for "grope" on YouTube? Perverts. Seriously though, if these videos have taught me anything, it's that if you really want to squeeze a chick's boobs, all you have to do is accuse her of them being fake.

"No way those are real."

"OMG, yes they are!"

"Prove it."

Katie Holmes on, what is this, Dawson's Creek?

And who could forget the infamous Scarlett Johanssen groping? She's amazing, but the grope is pretty weak, in the grand scheme of things. If you're gonna grope the boob on camera, at least get some palm in there.

Catherine Bell self-groping on Howard Stern. Turn the sound down if you don't want Stern's voice to ruin your boner.

A sneaky extra on Lost - nice work, my friend, nice work. Very subtle.

Christina Applegate - Sorry for making you watch Cameron Diaz act.

This appears to be a British reality show and I don't know who these people are, but it's got some solid girl-on-girl gropin'.

Another British reality show:

Andy Dick on Kimmel - Okay, so this one isn't technically a boob grope, but it's still worth watching.

Former Prime Minister of Italy Silvio Berlusconi - This man used to run a country! I would so vote for him.

If you search for grope in YouTube this video comes up a million times. It's definitely not a true grope, but it's kinda creepy and since we're already on the subject of world leaders...
Bush Gropes German Chancellor Angela Merkel:

And some Family Guy for good measure:

Gisele Bundchen and Jennifer Esposito in Taxi - kudos to William, no way I could've watched Taxi long enough to find this clip.


Chris said...

The Berlusconi clip is unbelievable!

Joshua said...

what about chevy chase's grope in Spies Like Us?

Awkward said...

Jon Lovitz once grabbed Jamie Lee Curtis' breast after presenting her with an award. Lovitz said something to the effect of, "I'm sorry, I've been wanting to do that for the longest time". Tony Curtis was in the crowd and cracked up. Then Jamie Lee grabbed Lovitz' balls. Don't remember when that was, but it was hilarious.

tijl said...

I'm afraid Berlusconi is STILL running a country... glad it isn't mine...

Gualtiero - kimota said...
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Gualtiero - kimota said...

Actually, the current prime minister of Italy is Romano Prodi; Berlusconi is head of the opposition (he ran the country from 2000 to 2005). And the clip is taken from the german movie "Bye Bye Berlusconi".

Matthew said...

gOOD THING HALF OF THESE HAVE BEEN REMOVED. I almost expected to actually see some clips.


Poo Poo City said...

I was able to reconnect some of the ones that had been removed, but gorilla mask linked to an old post, so not much I can do on the ones that aren't online at all anymore.

PS - Fuck your mother.

William said...

Giselle Bundchen & Jennifer Esposito in "Taxi"