Yahoo Helps Sorority Sluts
"On Yahoo TV this week, we'll buy a TV and setup WiFi for some sorority sluts who spent all their parents' money on flavored condoms and puffy paint. ;( College is hard!"
Yahoo, I salute you. While baby seals were being clubbed to death for their fur, children were being raped to death in Africa, and innocent babies contracted cancer and bled profusely from the eyes, you found a truly worthwhile charity case: college chicks.
Like your mother, that's something I can get behind.
I started a charity once. It was called "Fatties Need Lovin' Too". We took our donations in the form of Jager shots.
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